Only Arches - Get to Steppin
Welcome to the worlds only sanctuary for unapologetically majestic foot arches.
Gather ‘round, humble footfolk, and behold the marvel of modern podiatric mythology: MY FEET.
Not just any feet. These are world-class, skyscraper-status arches — the kind of arches that make orthopedic surgeons weep with confusion and envy. If a leprechaun and a unicorn had a baby and raised it in a Pilates studio on Mount Olympus, it still wouldn't compare to the ethereal curve of my God-tier instep.
Legend Has It...
I was born under a full moon, wrapped in orthopedic foam, and blessed with arches so steep they came with altitude warnings.
These aren’t just feet.
They’re curves sculpted by fate, bowed by destiny, and approved by Taylor Swift herself (she whispered “these arches are bejeweled” and I haven’t emotionally recovered).
You don’t just walk on these arches.
You experience them.
Like a harp string plucked by an angel.
Like a whisper in a wind chime factory.
Like a yoga pose that’s never been invented.
My friends used to laugh — “Those are the highest arches I’ve ever seen!”
But who’s laughing now? (Still them, but now they're subscribers.)
This site is the exclusive home for all things OnlyArches — a shrine to the mystical foot phenomenon nature bestowed upon me. Whether you're here to admire, obsess, or scientifically investigate how these arches defy physics, you've come to the right place.
We’ve got:
Glamour shots from the ankle up (and occasionally down)
Behind-the-scenes footage of my arches casting shadows in the moonlight
Interviews with arch-support shoe brands that are now emotionally dependent on me
And coming soon: “Arch Madness: The Musical”
You won’t find this level of elevated elegance on that other site.
No toe pics here — just raw, unapologetic arch energy.
So take off your shoes (unless you're wearing orthopedic sandals in reverence) and prepare your soul for the majestic curve that is...
OnlyArches.
You’re welcome, world.